"You kiddin me?" When I slammed on the breaks after a truck cut in front of me in the parking lot a couple months ago.
"People don know how ta drive, mommy?" When I hit the breaks again in a different parking lot this last weekend (do you see a theme...lol).
"Christmas lights all gone." Every morning the last couple weeks as people have taken down their lights so we no longer see them on the way to daycare in the morning.
"Moon come out, sun go to bed." Tonight after he saw the moon while we were on our way home.
"Check de mail peez." Every afternoon we pull into the apartment complex.
"Pick up package?" He asks this one almost as much as the mail question...lol, I'm starting to think I get too many packages. ;)
"Kiss ur belly?" When he wants to give his sister some love.
"Daddy in Texas. Dante with daddy." This little boy is going to be sooooo excited this weekend when his daddy gets home!
"I pee in da potty!" For the first.time.ever on Monday night!!!
"Lily naughty t'day?" He asks almost daily....in reference to the dog pooping on the floor...lol. She was sick for a week and pooped all over. It took everything I had only to use the word "naughty" to describe her...needless to say, he picked up on that one.
"Circle make noisies?" This is what he calls the smoke alarm.
"Be careful mommy." He says this when we go outside anytime after it snows or it's slick. It's toooooo stinking cute as he holds my hand.
There are so many more, but these are the ones he's said lately. This kid cracks me up and melts my heart.
What have your kids said lately that made you laugh? (Or brought you to shame.) ;)